Profile: currently supposed to be greatest sort-of "living" scientist, right after or before Albert motherfucking Einstein.

Don' t trust this guy. And it's not because he's British.

Nobody really knows whether Stephen Hawking is actually a real human or just some lame-ass scientist who got some strange disease and was set up by some obscure lodge or whatever.

All we hear from this guy is some low-fi brain-to-voice interface telling us stories like 'aliens are probably pretty fucked up in reality' and shit like how to get out of a black hole in case you fell into one.

Stuff that's totally flying under the asses of common folks trying to make it through the week. And nobody knows whether he is a human being or one of those toys that this Sebastian-character built, in the movie Bladerunner, from 1984 or something, probably the same time t h e y took over this guy called Stephen Hawking who had just enrolled in some physics course.

Most likely scenario: Stephen Hawking is another Homer Simpson-like character infesting your brain with bullshit so that you can't tell shit from shinola. You know, he is kinda ... icky ... but, hmmm, likeable because of his politically correct "deficiencies" and all that sissy pinko faggot marxist subversive pathologically tasteless bullshit that generational traumatized sorry-ass satanist psychopath fuckhead think you will swallow.

He should have his special parking space, sure.

Best advice: Ignore him. Ignore any person that can not speak for himself, or/and where some bullshit program pretends to be him.

This is fucked up right from the get-go. Don't fall for it. Even if you are British.

Poor guy, he probably was a cool dude until the CIA or whoever took him over as the perfect "spokesperson" for the unbelievable hare-brained shit they make up to explain how the universe came to be.

This is just some stuff some low-level moron made up while taking a dump at headquarters because his superiors were so hung over from coke and hookers and shit, even before pouring his first watered-down coffee. Don' fall for it. Try to not be a disgrace to your unborn grandchildren, for fucks sake.

Disclaimer: this is not hate speech against people in wheelchairs plugged into programs that pretend they speak for the people in wheelchairs with their head bobbing around in a random way. Just because he has no known Ashley Madison cheating account doesn' mean he is trustworthy.

If you wouldn't vote for Stephen Hawking as your next fucking president then don't listen to what he says about the origin of the universe and major stuff like that.

JvT

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