Mountain View, CA -- Up-and-coming search engine startup Google today announced its planned new search engine that filters out unreliable, badly-researched, special interest-infested and simply wrong information on the web.

"Our new project aims at providing our growing worldwide community of users to take advantage of the algorithm we got from our low-key-profile parent company starting with an N and ending with an A", said Google CEO Larry "Call me later, I lost something important" Page with an ambivalent smile.

"It puts the power back into the user's capable hands, and brain, by flagging every website and page, actually any source on the web with a little gimmick we're still working on."

Responding to initial criticism with regards to the real-world application and convenience of the new search engine, Page had this to say:

"KookyGoo will put the muscle of our borrowed AI into searching the web for, well...crap. Made-up bee ess, to put it bluntly. So far we have harvested a huge list of completely fake news sites that confound the reader and prevent him or her from reaching his or her full potential. Sites such as The New York Times, Fox News, CNN, Washington Post, LA Times, Le Monde, Haaretz, Frankfurter Allgemeine and many others have been proven to consist of, basically, mostly fiction. Plus, sometimes, a few decent cartoons, and the weather. This is pathetic. These websites get all the big bucks advertising. We at Google are certain that this new way of searching the web will be extremely helpful for people to get a grip."

Google insiders were not able to provide clues as to when KookyGoo will be operational while they are reportedly waiting for their borrowed AI to be debugged and checked for implants.

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