Floyd Mayweather changing his moniker from "The Money" to "Peace'n Love" after finally trying pot. "Sup man" he welcomed The GARLIC to his mansion, "yeah, after I had a few tokes of that stuff I sat down in my massage chair and started having funny thoughts, you know, about myself, Floyd ... Mayweather ... May ... Weather ... Not Weather ... and realized I might weather the next fights or not weather them.""

"You see, when I realized that Floyd Maynotweather was inevitably in the cards, and I'm not really getting younger and all this rope-jumping shit is starting to get on my nerves, I realized I have to give something back. Not just rake in that money, which by the way some homies told me is all fake anyway, the Fed makes it up from nothing and it's not even backed by anything and shit. So, I'm gonna trade in my jet and some Bugattis for some real peace 'n love action and throw my weight around with this medicine weed thing."

"I might put up a free dinner for some of the brothers out there, too. After a while it just ain't no fun eating 100-dollar-a-piece shrimp on a penthouse roof when you know them people are suffering out there", said Mayweather with bloodshot eyes while reaching for a sip of water.

"You know, the day's gonna come when some guy will knock the shit out of me and I know many people will love to see me on the floor. All they would say is something like "See, that homie had all the money and never did anything good with it, and now he's getting payback, just look how this guy took him out, like Tyson did with Frank Bruno, ten hits in a row. Yeah, eff you, Floyd". No way, I'm gonna be smart and ... what was I just talking about?"

JvT

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