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Summer 2015


Donald Trump's ex-wife once said Trump kept a book of Hitler's speeches by his bed

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com

Former Bill Clinton bimbo told Jay Leno that Slick Willie kept a copy of the "Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion" in his nuke suitcase.

Barry Soetoro's former lover told Netanyahoo that Wily Slinky keeps a copy of the Quran written in Braille in his golf cart's accessories pocket.

Former White House cleaning lady tweets that George W. Bush left an open bag of pretzels under his bed when he moved to Paraguay.

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Limp Bizkit's vocalist Fred Durst Wants to Become Russian Citizen

Read more: http://sputniknews.com

"How Russia is portrayed in the media is far from reality, and I want to prove to everyone, that it's really cool!" the singer said.

Other ex-pat wannabees include pop-singer Myley Cyrus, French-born actor Gérard Depardieu, NSA whistle-blower Edward Snowden, US boxer Roy Jones and, most recently, actor Johnny Depp ("only if I can take my dogs!").

Russia recently refused an application by Canadian born teen idol, Justin Beiber, because of an off-color Putin joke he told at the VMA Awards.

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